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This page contains books written by Joseph and Shirley Harris and CD's by Joseph Harris.  Any item may be ordered by sending a check or money order with the appropriate amount (postage is included in the price of each product) to: Joseph Harris 77 Neil Road Ellisville, MS 39437, or you may order with a credit card through PayPal below.

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$6.00

2001, The Rantings and Ravings of Brother Ritechus N. Dignation.  Brother Ritechus N. Dignation is an ornery ole cuss and a right likable guy....both at the same time. He speaks his mind without mincing words, yet never in a caustic way. He complains, but also commends. He castigates the pulpit as well as the pew. He preaches, but then picks in fun. Mary Poppins said “A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down” and Brother RND usually gives just enough sugar to make the medicine bearable. You may not always agree with him, but then as Brother Ritechus himself might say, in his “down South“ way, “Well, you’ve been on the wrong side of the fence before.”

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2007, More Rantings and Ravings from Brother Ritechus N. Dignation.  The first book, The Rantings and Ravings of Brother Ritechus N Dignation was printed in 2001. When Brother RND was resurrected in 2006, he began to appear in papers and publications around the country,  and people seemed to actually cotton to his lunacy. He is a little backward at times, and he don’t always use good grammar, but he usually gets his point across with “Rite-isms” and an attempt at humor. Rite-isms, such as “explainify”, are words and phrases that are unique to Brother RND, some original, others borrowed. A list of Rite-isms with definitions, is included in this book. Another added feature in this book is a list of South Mississippi favorites, also original by Brother RND.

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By Shirley Harris

$12.00

2007, Rite Good Recipes From Sister Ritechus N. Dignation.

Southern Style Recipes By Shirley Harris

Feast yore eyes on just a few of these lip smackin’ dishes:

Opalikus Country Pork Chops and Rice Joe Dan Bob’s Cheeseburger Pie

Susie Cue’s Super Easy Biskits & Aunt Fanny’s

Famous White Fruit Cake

Jethro’s Vittles in a Pan & Loretta’s Old Fashioned Tea Cakes

Piggy Pie, Yee Haw! Granny Emma’s Cherry Pie

Emmy Fay’s Barbecue Delight & Ma’s Main Meatloaf

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By Shirley Harris

$6.00

2007,  Fanciful Fairytale Delights For the Wee Folks.

Recipes That Children Will Enjoy by Shirley Harris

Seven Dwarfs Favorite Casserole,  The Gingerbread Man’s Delight

Sleeping Beauty’s (make ahead) Lasagna,  Cinderella’s Chocolate Fudge

Pancakes for the Frog Prince,  Three Billy Goats Gruff Muffins

Cheese Meat Loaf for the Shoemaker and the Elves Candlestick Creation

Rupunzel’s Crescent Chicken Rolls,  Punch to Sweeten Any Big Bad Wolf

Asparagus Pie Fit for Both Beauty and Beast,  The Emperor’s Frozen Fruit Salad

Jack’s Beanstalk Casserole,  Red Riding Hood’s Basket of Brownies

Rumpelstilken’s Ground Beef Casserole,  Goldilock’s Party Punch

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$17.00

2008, Creative and Magical Illustrations for Christian Workers.  (Full color photos printed on glossy paper).   This book is valuable for anyone working with children or adults in Christian education. The magic tricks can be easily used by magicians, but the tricks are on the level that anyone can purchase them and use my Gospel teachings with the tricks. The Unique Illustrations are original with me, require no skill as a magician for use, and was designed for the teacher to use in Sunday School or any ministry setting. I have used the illustrations and teaching with the magic literally hundreds of times in churches, VBS, camps, retreats, schools, colleges, libraries and many other venues, traveling in seven states since 1995. I hope and pray this book will be a blessing to the reader in their ministry for our Lord Jesus Christ. - Joseph Harris -

Contains Original Scripture Illustrations and Illusions with Original Teachings Such As:

Illustrations/Object Lessons Illusions That Teach Scripture

Ladder to Heaven Holding Back the Red Sea

The Plagues of Egypt Blood of Jesus Vanishes Sin

Trap of Temptation Real Salvation

Box of Salvation Everlasting Life

Bags Complete Obedience

Aunt Shirley’s Teaching Apron Following God’s Directions

Story Telling Salvation God’s Way

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By Joseph Harris $20.00

$20.00

2008, The Rediscovery of Common Sense,  Publish America, Baltimore, MD

From the back cover:

"The Rediscovery of Common Sense is a look at American culture, society, religion, politics and the family in the 21st century through the lens of common sense and scripture. The breakdown of the family, the moral deterioration in society, excessive corruption in politics, and the lack of ethics in the religious realm all have one common factor: they are directly linked to the abandonment of common sense, based on a literal interpretation of the Judeao-Christian scriptures. Written in the style of some of today's popular conservative pundits, it contains the clarity of Rush Limbaugh, the common sense of Ann Coulter and the boldness of a biblical John the Baptist."

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$17.00

2008, Live and Kickin'.  Introducing the New Comedy CD of Joseph Harris

Live and Kickin’

Contains the Following Tracks:

Professor Cornpone,

Kids and Cowlick.
Songs:

Over the Hill,

I'm 316,

The Whole Doo Daa Day,

Favorite Things,

Mush.
Preacher Talk.
Songs:

He's On the Road,

Baptist National Anthem.
Billy Graham and Paul Harvey.
Brother Ritechus N Dignation's Sermon,

Guaranteed to Get’umCollection Plate.`
Song:

Fears.

Note: Song parodies are a fair use of copyrighted material, according to a Supreme Court Ruling.

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By Joseph Harris

$6.00

1996, Christian Leadership,  Baptist Publishing House, Texarkana, TX
This book covers basics essential for anyone in a position of Christian leadership.  Contains: The Leader's Call, The Leader's Source and Power, Accountability, Spiritual Perception, Integrity and and six other topics.

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By Jackie Ricks & Joseph Harris

$6.00

1997, Interpretation Basics,  Baptist Publishing House, Texarkana, TX
A book designed to teach Bible Geography and Bible Manners and Customs to youth.  Contains five lessons on Geography written by Jackie Ricks and six lessons on Manners & Customs of Bible Times written by Joseph Harris.

$6.00

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By Joseph Harris

1993, Morning Manna.   Originally written for students at Southeastern Baptist College in the Student Ministries Program, this month's worth of writings help inspire and motivate the reader to serve God by serving others.